Oh, Baby...........

I'm feeling a terrific sense of control over this market (at last). Recently, I've been doing extremely well. Even with intraday trading, I'll buy calls at just about the bottom, sell them at just about the top, then buy puts, and then ride those all the way down. I'm rarely this "in synch" with the market, but it's been a good feeling.


I noticed that Barron's this week features Blackstone's CEO on the cover, pointing out that a massive public offering of the largest private equity partnership clearly signals the peak of these beasts. I couldn't agree more. Oh, let's check in to see how the public's investment in the two-day old Blackstone has been faring.......


Of course, the big news today is that today's bounce from last week's downside action completely evaporated. The Dow surged 120 points higher (and I profitably closed out some calls I bought earlier in the day, then gobbled up a huge number of puts), then the entire gain by blown to smithereens. As you can see from the Russell, the medium-term trendline is now broken.


About half an hour before the close, I sold all my puts (DIA and $RUT), since I felt the selling was - - at least very short term - - overdone. Here's the S&P 500.....


In a broad sense, I think things have changed. It's been horrible awaiting the change, but I think it is finally here. In the broadest view, I think we have witnessed the passing of the Mother of All Double Tops.


This is not to say I'm speculating on outright collapse from here. On the contrary, I think we're probably due for another bounce up. But - as with today's - I may well decide that the bounce has exhausted itself just a couple of hours into a single trading day. My portfolios are devoid of any index positions right now, and consist of carefully-selected equity shorts, equity puts, and a couple of longs (DXD and BBI).

If you're just dying for a bullish stock, AutoDesk (ADSK) looks interesting:


Real estate has been in a freefall for months. I was thinking it would stabilize. But we might be in for some more downside action. Apartment Investments (AIV) has an impressive head and shoulders pattern.


My short in BEAS had a good day. I've put the clearly defined support and resistance horizontal lines here.


Bear Stearns was the "culprit" behind today's fall. I've been mentioning this as a short (or put purchase) for a long time. You can plainly see how, after its fall from its ultimate high, it tried to retrace........but the jig is up, and it's been falling ever since.


Looking at a broader chart, you can see a major, major supporting trendline has been shattered.


Goldman Sachs - employer of the hottie pictured at the top of today's entry - is suffering as well, although not to the same degree. My puts in this are up, and there's plenty of downside left on the stock, tinted here.


Another set of puts that's doing great is JC Penney (JCP). I've illustrated a potential target. Thank you, polyester! Thank you, leisure suits! Thank you, lawnmower care supplies!


Massey (MEE) is sporting a monstrous, gorgeous head and shoulders, and I think the retracement is complete now.


A bunch of people have written me asking to explain some options trading basics. I'll do it on a quieter day when the market is up half a point or something. I've had enough. I'm going for a swim........

Poetry in Motion

I've got a riddle for you.

What well-known Jewish personality made a bundle of money on Wall Street today and needs to have their back hair waxed? If your answer is Abby Joseph Cohen, you are technically correct, but the answer I was seeking was Stephen A. Schwarzman of Blackstone.

OK, here's the second part of the riddle (isn't this fun, kids?)

What percentage of public investors have profits on newly-minted Blackstone Group (BX) today, now that the trading day is through? The answer: basically zero. Oh, I'm not talking about the midget founder of the place. He's doing just fine with his billions, thanks for asking.

I'm talking about the poor schlubs who thought they could get inside the club by buying into this stock. Virtually every single share bought is in a losing position. Nice going, folks.


Yesterday, if you'll recall, I wrote:

But tomorrow is - at last - the big day. That's right - it's Blackstone day. Apparently the demand for shares in BX is about seven-fold oversubscribed. Nothing would be more poetic than the market taking a fall tomorrow.

Well. Down 189 more points. Nice.

I actually had a great day, making money both on the short side and - for the brief bounce of the day - on the long as well. I remain cautious and humble in the face of a massively moronic and gullible public that could be coaxed into buying again. Thus I tighten my stops every day.


The Russell has been stronger (relatively) than I'd like to see. But it remains attractive to me largely due to its reasonable bid/ask spread on the options. I remain dumbfounded at the complete rip-off represented by the S&P 500 options market. It's just criminal.


Oh, speaking of the S&P - - - in spite of the recent fall in equities, we remain absolutely sky-high. Dare I even say grotesquely overvalued. Oh, well. It'll take years to sort out. Long story short, don't be fooled with the tiny inching down we've been doing. It's nothing compared to the radical overvaluation still present. Trillions of dollars of equity need to be destroyed before we are at interesting values again. Whether the top has passed it totally unknown. And it doesn't matter to me, as long as I manage and maintain these stops responsibly.


Symbol ALB bounced up to a perfect retracement, thus permitting me to re-enter the position which I closed profitably just a couple of days ago.


Symbol CAH isn't doing badly for me either. I own puts on this.


Although Cigna (CI) is too big to simply collapse, it's got a cute little H and S pattern whose neckline was broken today.


A new short I think I'll enter next week is - again - Malaysia (EWM).


I've got to hand it to Google (on which I have not had a position in a while) - - they seem to be doing everything right. This is a gorgeous bullish pattern - just beautiful - particularly in light of today's market action. Poor old Yahoo is just a mess. Why anyone ever used Yahoo in the first place - - I thought they sucked in 1996 when I first tried them - - is beyond me.


Goldman Sachs (GS) suffered some today, so my puts prospered. This isn't a big fall by any stretch. I guess maybe the lame-o BX reaction hurt them? I don't know.


I continue to hold my JC Penney (JCP) puts, which push a little higher into the green each day. This is a dynamite pattern. Never has polyester clothing been so good to me!


I haven't shown Meritage (MTH) in a long time, but I just want to use this to illustrate the kind of slow grinding death equities can go through. I think this is a good proxy for just about the entire stock market, although housing got a head start on the rest of us.


It's been a good week. Particularly since the detractors are too sheepish to show their faces around here during down days. So let's celebrate:

Perpetual Motion Machine

I won't bore you. Same old story. New high. Relentless bulls. Bears being turned into hamburger. Not good.

I noticed early on Wednesday that the S&P was approaching its 78.6% Fibonacci retracement (as measured from the peak in January 2000 to the trough in October 2002). It doesn't necessarily represent a brick wall. There have been times that the index has blasted right through it. However, there does tend to be some gravitational pull near these retracement levels. Examine how it's behaved in the past.


Some readers have noticed how ungodly high the RSI has become on the market. They're right. Take a look at the Dow 30 over the past few years. I've highlighted in green the places where the RSI has gone over 70 (it's in the unprecedented 80+ vicinity right now). I've highlighted in pink the places where it's gone below 30. Interesting just how long we've been above the 70 level this time.


Here's a long (yep, long) idea to consider - AEE.


Another short idea - Nasdaq (NDAQ).


I also like BXP as a short.


As well as CBE.


I've mentioned Redback (RBAK) as a good long position. Just look at the swelling of volume. Very impressive.


Don't underestimate how far a stock can fall once it starts falling. Take Getty Images (GYI) for instance. Sometimes stocks can receive blow after blow. Although not shown here, the graph for ESRX will show something similar.